Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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