Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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