Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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