On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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