Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
NoShamevember. You game?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Text me some of your sweat
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