I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Are we still banned from the library?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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