He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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