i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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