areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he puts the penis in happiness.
operation have a gay friend backfired
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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