I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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