Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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