I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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