Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
