In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
it hurts more in the daytime
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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