Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Boobs speak an international language.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
50% drunk capacity currently
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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