please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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