I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
