Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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