my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
