Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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