Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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