Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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