I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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