just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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