Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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