Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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