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It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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