Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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