I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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