moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
that is very illegal...i love you.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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