letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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