i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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