i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
kristin has been a bad kristin
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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