Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Randomize
