Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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