My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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