I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
40s are totally the cure
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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