Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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