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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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