I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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