So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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