its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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