Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
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The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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