Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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