We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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