Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I just googled if crying burns calories
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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