Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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