Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Floor bacon is actually really good
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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