Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I looked at my own cervix.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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