There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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