just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
