69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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